This is not my ceiling
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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