did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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