I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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