Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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