How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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