How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
True college students do jello shots in the library
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