So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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