I got chris browned last night
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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