i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Everything about him screamed your future.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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