You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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