What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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