he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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