4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
All I want is dick and wine.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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