she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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