he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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