The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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