therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
i out mim tonsoeep
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