Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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