I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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