Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
and i looked up. we had an audience...
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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