Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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