I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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