You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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