He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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