is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize