yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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