New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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