that's an acceptable place to lick
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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