That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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