In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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