I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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