What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
