Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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