We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Someone came in the potted fern
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
