You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Randomize
