whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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