I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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