Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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