your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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