He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I feel like a drive thru vagina
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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