my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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