then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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