My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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