Ambien. No doubt about it.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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