Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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