So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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