its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
he laminated a picture of his dick.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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