I want to walk on stilts...naked
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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