There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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