I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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