i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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