some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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