The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Who died my cat blue again?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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