She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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