Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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