My friends, they love my intelligence
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You don't make any sense
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